Just clear things off, a few weeks ago 5000 Muslims from different parts of India came together to sign a fatwa (treaty) against the inhuman acts of terrorism. We DONOT and will not support the vicious acts of terrorism, and those who murder in the name of God are not among us. We refuse to call them Muslims as they break the biggest law of the Quran which is to murder another human being.
The Quran clearly states "To kill one human being is to kill all of humanity". It's sad how innocent youths are being brainwashed by their elders, more like threatened to sacrifise their life or spend eternity in hell. And these fools, who lack basic sense come into the talks of the so called disco mulla's who I belive are using religeon as their excuse to world domination.
But the Indian mujahideen isn't the only terrorist group in India. I can go on forver naming them. But let me start of with
1. BJP
2. CONGRESS
3. RAJ THAKRE and
4. Every other dickheaded politician in the republic of India.
These guys are the real terrorists. And I'll let you in on another thing, you picked em :)
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
Die for your government?
The summer of 2008, a very special summer for me. Apart from all the fun and games I also witnessed a series of events that added a plus point to my lifelong experiences. I always wondered why the people of Kashmir were rebelling against the government. I thought that the people must be crazy because to me India was such an amazing country. As I grew up, I heard alot of stories that were answers to my questions but I never really paid any attention to them. To me it was all a load of rubbish. The people were crazy and didn't know what was good for them. But all of that changed this summer. After the land transfer issue seemed to have settled down in Kashmir and all was back to normal, another drama came up. The people of Jammu began to protest against the cancellation of the land transfer and to let their actions do the talking, blocked the road connecting Jammu to Kashmir. Hence forth in the case of Kashmir, nothing goes out and nothing comes in. An economic blockade. Now who expects the people to sit in silence when they have no food or money. And whats money going to do when the shops have nothing to offer? Kashmir was than flooded with protestors form every corner of the state. From small neighbourhoods to the big city. People came from far off villages to join the protests. Ofcourse the protests were peaceful and all that the people wanted was that the road be re-opened. Since the government didn't seem very bothered nothing was actually done. Infact, the protestors were treated brutally by being shot upon. The death toll was rising day by day. Teargas guns that are meant to scatter people were used as shotguns. They actually shot people with teargas. But that didn't stop the people. It only made them stronger. More determined. They were not afraid to die. Die for what was right. Peaceful protestors were violently beaten and shot upon. A clear violation of human rights. Curfews were set and orders to shoot on sight were issued. But the people did not give up. They could not be stopped. They had no fear. My whole family saw all of this on local news channels, but what I find sickening is that the government banned national news channels from reporting or showing any of this. Noone and I mean noone actualy knows what is happening in kashmir. The people are suffering and the only way they can get their message across is through the media. Thank God that the new generation raised it's voice instead of guns and now the government is aware of the situation. But sadly noone else is. Now I know why the people rebelled. It wasn't because of the summer of 2008, it was because of how they were treating for so many years. Years of horror when innocent collage students were shot while returning home because they could have possibly been terrorists. When the army broke into peoples houses, ransacked them and threw them on the road so that they could set up their army bases. All these years of suppresion has now finally blown out with an unstoppable force. And now, all of Kashmir is under a curfew, all tv lines have been cut, no food, no money. Just sit at home or be slaughtered by the authorities. You will never know how it feels, till it happens to you. Never.
And to all those who died for what was right, I salute you.
And to all those who died for what was right, I salute you.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Expired Chips :D Yummmmmmmmm =p
The other day after our game of soap footie was over, we decided to grab a few snacks from the only stall around. So my cousin decides to pick a packet of super mario chips (local shizzle). It tasted yuck so he thought it was expired. He decided to ask the guy for a new pack. The guy argued that the chips couldn't be expired as he just got them. Thats when the funny part comes in. My cousin starts asking him to eat the chips. He's like "aap khake to dekho". The guy just kept arguing that he knows their fine and that he wont eat them and my cousin just kept arguing "nai aap khao na, mein free mein dera hoon aap khake dekho". So these guys just kept arguing untill the guy got annoyed and finally decided to eat the chips. LMAO he tried to make it look like he's enjoying it while it was obvious he thought they tasted pretty yuck too. So his facial expression was to die for. I couldn't help myself and my laughter was uncontrollable and that just made the guy fel embarrased so my cousin felt bad and said that I'm pagal. =p
LOL, in the end we ended up eating the expired chips anyway, akhir mein hum to bhukkad he to hein =p
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Himesh ReChamiya
\HIMESH/
38 things to do when you know you're gonna fail anyway ;)
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Bakraaaaaaaaaa aka Derin
APril 1st, 2008
Derin go Bah =P
[12:45] Yoda: drin drin
[12:45] Yoda: u shud date shreya
[12:46] Derin: wat eva
[12:46] Yoda: no really
[12:46] Derin: gosh u ppl
[12:46] Yoda: why
[12:46] Yoda: she thinks ur hawt
[12:46] Yoda: its a sign
[12:46] Derin: shes jst another gurl hu i hang out with
[12:46] Yoda: nahh
[12:46] Yoda: she toks bou u
[12:46] Yoda: like all the time
[12:47] Yoda: and she does think ur hawt
[12:47] Yoda: but she'll nver tell you that
[12:47] Derin: ryt..we'r frendz...NUTHIN MRE...N i wnt NUTHIN MRE
[12:48] Yoda: bu she does
[12:48] Yoda: u break her heart yan na rascala?
[12:48] Derin: noooooooooo
[12:48] Derin: firstly
[12:49] Derin: wait
[12:49] Yoda: no waity
[12:49] Yoda: listen
[12:49] Yoda: don tel her i told u this
[12:49] Yoda: its private
[12:49] Yoda: she dusn tel alota ppl
[12:49] Derin: yea
[12:50] Derin: wait hu's dis...im sowee..bt my new account nly has id
[12:50] Yoda: why'd you make a new id?
[12:50] Derin: simply
[12:50] Yoda: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Derin: u were tellin!!!
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:51] Yoda: yea I was
[12:51] Yoda: i mean like
[12:51] Yoda: i bet if u guys sat nex to each other
[12:51] Yoda: for a movie
[12:51] Yoda: ud end up makin out
[12:51] Derin: k
[12:51] Derin: hus dis!!!
[12:52] Derin: dude
[12:52] Derin: name!!
[12:52] Yoda: I am ur conscious
[12:52] Yoda: LISTEN TO ME
[12:53] Yoda: have u seen that pic of urs and hers
[12:53] Yoda: that she joint or something
[12:53] Yoda: and it has
[12:53] Yoda: all hearts
[12:53] Yoda: and shit on it
[12:53] Yoda: ?
[12:53] Derin: which 1??
[12:53] Yoda: she hsnt shown any1
[12:53] Yoda: or uploaded anywre
[12:53] Yoda: she just showedd me once
[12:53] Yoda: i saved it
[12:53] Yoda: u wana see?
[12:53] Derin: hammy
[12:54] Derin: show it
[12:54] Yoda: but listen
[12:54] Yoda: don tel her
[12:54] Yoda: i showd u
[12:54] Yoda: dont mention the pic
[12:54] Yoda: ok?
[12:54] Derin: k
[12:54] Yoda: sure?
[12:54] Yoda: dude she won trust me ever again
[12:54] Yoda: so jus chek it out
[12:54] Yoda: dont save it
[12:54] Yoda: dont do anything
[12:54] Yoda: jus see it
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: omg
[12:55] Yoda: http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/animals/goat/goat_1.jpg
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: if dis is a joke..ur dead
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:55] Derin: wat??
[12:55] Yoda: APRIL FOOL
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRA
[12:56] Yoda: you got punkd boi
[12:56] Derin: i knew it...ur dead meat!!!
[12:56] Yoda: bwahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:56] Yoda: (6)
Derin go Bah =P
[12:45] Yoda: drin drin
[12:45] Yoda: u shud date shreya
[12:46] Derin: wat eva
[12:46] Yoda: no really
[12:46] Derin: gosh u ppl
[12:46] Yoda: why
[12:46] Yoda: she thinks ur hawt
[12:46] Yoda: its a sign
[12:46] Derin: shes jst another gurl hu i hang out with
[12:46] Yoda: nahh
[12:46] Yoda: she toks bou u
[12:46] Yoda: like all the time
[12:47] Yoda: and she does think ur hawt
[12:47] Yoda: but she'll nver tell you that
[12:47] Derin: ryt..we'r frendz...NUTHIN MRE...N i wnt NUTHIN MRE
[12:48] Yoda: bu she does
[12:48] Yoda: u break her heart yan na rascala?
[12:48] Derin: noooooooooo
[12:48] Derin: firstly
[12:49] Derin: wait
[12:49] Yoda: no waity
[12:49] Yoda: listen
[12:49] Yoda: don tel her i told u this
[12:49] Yoda: its private
[12:49] Yoda: she dusn tel alota ppl
[12:49] Derin: yea
[12:50] Derin: wait hu's dis...im sowee..bt my new account nly has id
[12:50] Yoda: why'd you make a new id?
[12:50] Derin: simply
[12:50] Yoda: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Derin: u were tellin!!!
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:51] Yoda: yea I was
[12:51] Yoda: i mean like
[12:51] Yoda: i bet if u guys sat nex to each other
[12:51] Yoda: for a movie
[12:51] Yoda: ud end up makin out
[12:51] Derin: k
[12:51] Derin: hus dis!!!
[12:52] Derin: dude
[12:52] Derin: name!!
[12:52] Yoda: I am ur conscious
[12:52] Yoda: LISTEN TO ME
[12:53] Yoda: have u seen that pic of urs and hers
[12:53] Yoda: that she joint or something
[12:53] Yoda: and it has
[12:53] Yoda: all hearts
[12:53] Yoda: and shit on it
[12:53] Yoda: ?
[12:53] Derin: which 1??
[12:53] Yoda: she hsnt shown any1
[12:53] Yoda: or uploaded anywre
[12:53] Yoda: she just showedd me once
[12:53] Yoda: i saved it
[12:53] Yoda: u wana see?
[12:53] Derin: hammy
[12:54] Derin: show it
[12:54] Yoda: but listen
[12:54] Yoda: don tel her
[12:54] Yoda: i showd u
[12:54] Yoda: dont mention the pic
[12:54] Yoda: ok?
[12:54] Derin: k
[12:54] Yoda: sure?
[12:54] Yoda: dude she won trust me ever again
[12:54] Yoda: so jus chek it out
[12:54] Yoda: dont save it
[12:54] Yoda: dont do anything
[12:54] Yoda: jus see it
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: omg
[12:55] Yoda: http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/animals/goat/goat_1.jpg
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: if dis is a joke..ur dead
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:55] Derin: wat??
[12:55] Yoda: APRIL FOOL
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRA
[12:56] Yoda: you got punkd boi
[12:56] Derin: i knew it...ur dead meat!!!
[12:56] Yoda: bwahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:56] Yoda: (6)
Saturday, March 22, 2008
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