Just clear things off, a few weeks ago 5000 Muslims from different parts of India came together to sign a fatwa (treaty) against the inhuman acts of terrorism. We DONOT and will not support the vicious acts of terrorism, and those who murder in the name of God are not among us. We refuse to call them Muslims as they break the biggest law of the Quran which is to murder another human being.
The Quran clearly states "To kill one human being is to kill all of humanity". It's sad how innocent youths are being brainwashed by their elders, more like threatened to sacrifise their life or spend eternity in hell. And these fools, who lack basic sense come into the talks of the so called disco mulla's who I belive are using religeon as their excuse to world domination.
But the Indian mujahideen isn't the only terrorist group in India. I can go on forver naming them. But let me start of with
1. BJP
2. CONGRESS
3. RAJ THAKRE and
4. Every other dickheaded politician in the republic of India.
These guys are the real terrorists. And I'll let you in on another thing, you picked em :)
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
Die for your government?
The summer of 2008, a very special summer for me. Apart from all the fun and games I also witnessed a series of events that added a plus point to my lifelong experiences. I always wondered why the people of Kashmir were rebelling against the government. I thought that the people must be crazy because to me India was such an amazing country. As I grew up, I heard alot of stories that were answers to my questions but I never really paid any attention to them. To me it was all a load of rubbish. The people were crazy and didn't know what was good for them. But all of that changed this summer. After the land transfer issue seemed to have settled down in Kashmir and all was back to normal, another drama came up. The people of Jammu began to protest against the cancellation of the land transfer and to let their actions do the talking, blocked the road connecting Jammu to Kashmir. Hence forth in the case of Kashmir, nothing goes out and nothing comes in. An economic blockade. Now who expects the people to sit in silence when they have no food or money. And whats money going to do when the shops have nothing to offer? Kashmir was than flooded with protestors form every corner of the state. From small neighbourhoods to the big city. People came from far off villages to join the protests. Ofcourse the protests were peaceful and all that the people wanted was that the road be re-opened. Since the government didn't seem very bothered nothing was actually done. Infact, the protestors were treated brutally by being shot upon. The death toll was rising day by day. Teargas guns that are meant to scatter people were used as shotguns. They actually shot people with teargas. But that didn't stop the people. It only made them stronger. More determined. They were not afraid to die. Die for what was right. Peaceful protestors were violently beaten and shot upon. A clear violation of human rights. Curfews were set and orders to shoot on sight were issued. But the people did not give up. They could not be stopped. They had no fear. My whole family saw all of this on local news channels, but what I find sickening is that the government banned national news channels from reporting or showing any of this. Noone and I mean noone actualy knows what is happening in kashmir. The people are suffering and the only way they can get their message across is through the media. Thank God that the new generation raised it's voice instead of guns and now the government is aware of the situation. But sadly noone else is. Now I know why the people rebelled. It wasn't because of the summer of 2008, it was because of how they were treating for so many years. Years of horror when innocent collage students were shot while returning home because they could have possibly been terrorists. When the army broke into peoples houses, ransacked them and threw them on the road so that they could set up their army bases. All these years of suppresion has now finally blown out with an unstoppable force. And now, all of Kashmir is under a curfew, all tv lines have been cut, no food, no money. Just sit at home or be slaughtered by the authorities. You will never know how it feels, till it happens to you. Never.
And to all those who died for what was right, I salute you.
And to all those who died for what was right, I salute you.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Expired Chips :D Yummmmmmmmm =p
The other day after our game of soap footie was over, we decided to grab a few snacks from the only stall around. So my cousin decides to pick a packet of super mario chips (local shizzle). It tasted yuck so he thought it was expired. He decided to ask the guy for a new pack. The guy argued that the chips couldn't be expired as he just got them. Thats when the funny part comes in. My cousin starts asking him to eat the chips. He's like "aap khake to dekho". The guy just kept arguing that he knows their fine and that he wont eat them and my cousin just kept arguing "nai aap khao na, mein free mein dera hoon aap khake dekho". So these guys just kept arguing untill the guy got annoyed and finally decided to eat the chips. LMAO he tried to make it look like he's enjoying it while it was obvious he thought they tasted pretty yuck too. So his facial expression was to die for. I couldn't help myself and my laughter was uncontrollable and that just made the guy fel embarrased so my cousin felt bad and said that I'm pagal. =p
LOL, in the end we ended up eating the expired chips anyway, akhir mein hum to bhukkad he to hein =p
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Himesh ReChamiya
\HIMESH/
38 things to do when you know you're gonna fail anyway ;)
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Bakraaaaaaaaaa aka Derin
APril 1st, 2008
Derin go Bah =P
[12:45] Yoda: drin drin
[12:45] Yoda: u shud date shreya
[12:46] Derin: wat eva
[12:46] Yoda: no really
[12:46] Derin: gosh u ppl
[12:46] Yoda: why
[12:46] Yoda: she thinks ur hawt
[12:46] Yoda: its a sign
[12:46] Derin: shes jst another gurl hu i hang out with
[12:46] Yoda: nahh
[12:46] Yoda: she toks bou u
[12:46] Yoda: like all the time
[12:47] Yoda: and she does think ur hawt
[12:47] Yoda: but she'll nver tell you that
[12:47] Derin: ryt..we'r frendz...NUTHIN MRE...N i wnt NUTHIN MRE
[12:48] Yoda: bu she does
[12:48] Yoda: u break her heart yan na rascala?
[12:48] Derin: noooooooooo
[12:48] Derin: firstly
[12:49] Derin: wait
[12:49] Yoda: no waity
[12:49] Yoda: listen
[12:49] Yoda: don tel her i told u this
[12:49] Yoda: its private
[12:49] Yoda: she dusn tel alota ppl
[12:49] Derin: yea
[12:50] Derin: wait hu's dis...im sowee..bt my new account nly has id
[12:50] Yoda: why'd you make a new id?
[12:50] Derin: simply
[12:50] Yoda: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Derin: u were tellin!!!
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:51] Yoda: yea I was
[12:51] Yoda: i mean like
[12:51] Yoda: i bet if u guys sat nex to each other
[12:51] Yoda: for a movie
[12:51] Yoda: ud end up makin out
[12:51] Derin: k
[12:51] Derin: hus dis!!!
[12:52] Derin: dude
[12:52] Derin: name!!
[12:52] Yoda: I am ur conscious
[12:52] Yoda: LISTEN TO ME
[12:53] Yoda: have u seen that pic of urs and hers
[12:53] Yoda: that she joint or something
[12:53] Yoda: and it has
[12:53] Yoda: all hearts
[12:53] Yoda: and shit on it
[12:53] Yoda: ?
[12:53] Derin: which 1??
[12:53] Yoda: she hsnt shown any1
[12:53] Yoda: or uploaded anywre
[12:53] Yoda: she just showedd me once
[12:53] Yoda: i saved it
[12:53] Yoda: u wana see?
[12:53] Derin: hammy
[12:54] Derin: show it
[12:54] Yoda: but listen
[12:54] Yoda: don tel her
[12:54] Yoda: i showd u
[12:54] Yoda: dont mention the pic
[12:54] Yoda: ok?
[12:54] Derin: k
[12:54] Yoda: sure?
[12:54] Yoda: dude she won trust me ever again
[12:54] Yoda: so jus chek it out
[12:54] Yoda: dont save it
[12:54] Yoda: dont do anything
[12:54] Yoda: jus see it
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: omg
[12:55] Yoda: http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/animals/goat/goat_1.jpg
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: if dis is a joke..ur dead
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:55] Derin: wat??
[12:55] Yoda: APRIL FOOL
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRA
[12:56] Yoda: you got punkd boi
[12:56] Derin: i knew it...ur dead meat!!!
[12:56] Yoda: bwahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:56] Yoda: (6)
Derin go Bah =P
[12:45] Yoda: drin drin
[12:45] Yoda: u shud date shreya
[12:46] Derin: wat eva
[12:46] Yoda: no really
[12:46] Derin: gosh u ppl
[12:46] Yoda: why
[12:46] Yoda: she thinks ur hawt
[12:46] Yoda: its a sign
[12:46] Derin: shes jst another gurl hu i hang out with
[12:46] Yoda: nahh
[12:46] Yoda: she toks bou u
[12:46] Yoda: like all the time
[12:47] Yoda: and she does think ur hawt
[12:47] Yoda: but she'll nver tell you that
[12:47] Derin: ryt..we'r frendz...NUTHIN MRE...N i wnt NUTHIN MRE
[12:48] Yoda: bu she does
[12:48] Yoda: u break her heart yan na rascala?
[12:48] Derin: noooooooooo
[12:48] Derin: firstly
[12:49] Derin: wait
[12:49] Yoda: no waity
[12:49] Yoda: listen
[12:49] Yoda: don tel her i told u this
[12:49] Yoda: its private
[12:49] Yoda: she dusn tel alota ppl
[12:49] Derin: yea
[12:50] Derin: wait hu's dis...im sowee..bt my new account nly has id
[12:50] Yoda: why'd you make a new id?
[12:50] Derin: simply
[12:50] Yoda: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Derin: u were tellin!!!
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:51] Yoda: yea I was
[12:51] Yoda: i mean like
[12:51] Yoda: i bet if u guys sat nex to each other
[12:51] Yoda: for a movie
[12:51] Yoda: ud end up makin out
[12:51] Derin: k
[12:51] Derin: hus dis!!!
[12:52] Derin: dude
[12:52] Derin: name!!
[12:52] Yoda: I am ur conscious
[12:52] Yoda: LISTEN TO ME
[12:53] Yoda: have u seen that pic of urs and hers
[12:53] Yoda: that she joint or something
[12:53] Yoda: and it has
[12:53] Yoda: all hearts
[12:53] Yoda: and shit on it
[12:53] Yoda: ?
[12:53] Derin: which 1??
[12:53] Yoda: she hsnt shown any1
[12:53] Yoda: or uploaded anywre
[12:53] Yoda: she just showedd me once
[12:53] Yoda: i saved it
[12:53] Yoda: u wana see?
[12:53] Derin: hammy
[12:54] Derin: show it
[12:54] Yoda: but listen
[12:54] Yoda: don tel her
[12:54] Yoda: i showd u
[12:54] Yoda: dont mention the pic
[12:54] Yoda: ok?
[12:54] Derin: k
[12:54] Yoda: sure?
[12:54] Yoda: dude she won trust me ever again
[12:54] Yoda: so jus chek it out
[12:54] Yoda: dont save it
[12:54] Yoda: dont do anything
[12:54] Yoda: jus see it
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: omg
[12:55] Yoda: http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/animals/goat/goat_1.jpg
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: if dis is a joke..ur dead
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:55] Derin: wat??
[12:55] Yoda: APRIL FOOL
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRA
[12:56] Yoda: you got punkd boi
[12:56] Derin: i knew it...ur dead meat!!!
[12:56] Yoda: bwahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:56] Yoda: (6)
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Greya, The Pervert
Greya, Shreya, Shweya, Pervatron 3000, Scooter, Champa Devi................. Yup, that be her.
The most dope, drugged out pervert you will ever cross!! lol
Sight of relief when she got rid of that crappy hairdo in 9th grade and hooked with a decent one, to say the least.............. nahhh, It's sexay =p
Somehow seems to know everything about everyone (talk about poking ur nose around) but its also because she seems to know everyone (who isnt cool)
Shreya made rumour.com headlines when word spread that she was "Getting Jiggy" with Vinoj Raju and his hommies/home bois. But what made bigger headlines is when Raju decided to call it quits, leaving Greya in a state of mental depression and a shaved head (**** I know!!)
After spending almost a year on nothing but cocaine and alchohal Greya was back on the road kicking as hard as ever (No seriously, she's probably kicking my ass right now for this lol).
You can always count on her not to keep secrets but always feel free to let her know them incase you really want someone to talk to, she'll console you while she dials up Jumana, Priyatha etc etc to tell them about it. Apparently music is her life (Altho she hasnt head anything out of Led Zeppelin) but I must agree, God's blessed her with quite some pipes. But time to time (quite rarely actualy) Shreya turns out to a nice friend goochy yaya bla bla all the good stuf(.)
Nahh, Just kidding lol. As crazy she sounds sounds, she's not. Dave Mustain on the other hand is \m/. I've known her since like 6th grade and she hasnt changed abit!! (cept for the crappy hairdo lol) She was still the insde person on everything and leaked out info as usual and knew a million people through her bro (cool but mostly uncool, cool is negligable.. like Me and all =p) . I got to know her pretty well and we turned out to be best friends, courtesy of Sadam and his Ooty/ Orissa or someplace nuclear shower lol
One things for sure, she's always gona stick up for what she thinks is right even if it is wrong =p
I dont think you need more than the above to belive that shes an amazing person who isnt ur everyday party starter but seems to make it on time. Shes a proud part of the all time great "PUDIYA" joke and God bless her accent for that. If it wasnt for that crappy accent I dont think I would've laughed that hard at Rohits reaction lol. Call this blog, true, evil, funny, mean or whatever but I think I've done more good than bad here. I know I havnt said much on the good part but one things for sure, we've shared some good times together which are kinda hard to describe with words but you should knowthat 9th grade was the best year of my life so far and you and your peeps are pretty much the reason it was so much fun. I made a whole new circle of friends through you and things couldn't get any better that year (cept for the marks ofcourse lol)
She may be a nOOb, but she's stil a roxx =D
Other Interesting facts:
"Shreya has only three shirts in her entire wardrobe and yet she feels that every1 is copying her unique style" Source: Vishal aka Bish.
"Anything related to Shreya is stoOoOoOoOopid" Source: Derin Michael.
"SOME CHICK, SOME CHICK" Source: Rohit aka Pudiya.
"Shreya is a pervert" Source: Me.
"Shreya wants to learn the salsa after the boards are over" Source: Anonmyous Joe.
\m/
The most dope, drugged out pervert you will ever cross!! lol
Sight of relief when she got rid of that crappy hairdo in 9th grade and hooked with a decent one, to say the least.............. nahhh, It's sexay =p
Somehow seems to know everything about everyone (talk about poking ur nose around) but its also because she seems to know everyone (who isnt cool)
Shreya made rumour.com headlines when word spread that she was "Getting Jiggy" with Vinoj Raju and his hommies/home bois. But what made bigger headlines is when Raju decided to call it quits, leaving Greya in a state of mental depression and a shaved head (**** I know!!)
After spending almost a year on nothing but cocaine and alchohal Greya was back on the road kicking as hard as ever (No seriously, she's probably kicking my ass right now for this lol).
You can always count on her not to keep secrets but always feel free to let her know them incase you really want someone to talk to, she'll console you while she dials up Jumana, Priyatha etc etc to tell them about it. Apparently music is her life (Altho she hasnt head anything out of Led Zeppelin) but I must agree, God's blessed her with quite some pipes. But time to time (quite rarely actualy) Shreya turns out to a nice friend goochy yaya bla bla all the good stuf(.)
Nahh, Just kidding lol. As crazy she sounds sounds, she's not. Dave Mustain on the other hand is \m/. I've known her since like 6th grade and she hasnt changed abit!! (cept for the crappy hairdo lol) She was still the insde person on everything and leaked out info as usual and knew a million people through her bro (cool but mostly uncool, cool is negligable.. like Me and all =p) . I got to know her pretty well and we turned out to be best friends, courtesy of Sadam and his Ooty/ Orissa or someplace nuclear shower lol
One things for sure, she's always gona stick up for what she thinks is right even if it is wrong =p
I dont think you need more than the above to belive that shes an amazing person who isnt ur everyday party starter but seems to make it on time. Shes a proud part of the all time great "PUDIYA" joke and God bless her accent for that. If it wasnt for that crappy accent I dont think I would've laughed that hard at Rohits reaction lol. Call this blog, true, evil, funny, mean or whatever but I think I've done more good than bad here. I know I havnt said much on the good part but one things for sure, we've shared some good times together which are kinda hard to describe with words but you should knowthat 9th grade was the best year of my life so far and you and your peeps are pretty much the reason it was so much fun. I made a whole new circle of friends through you and things couldn't get any better that year (cept for the marks ofcourse lol)
She may be a nOOb, but she's stil a roxx =D
Other Interesting facts:
"Shreya has only three shirts in her entire wardrobe and yet she feels that every1 is copying her unique style" Source: Vishal aka Bish.
"Anything related to Shreya is stoOoOoOoOopid" Source: Derin Michael.
"SOME CHICK, SOME CHICK" Source: Rohit aka Pudiya.
"Shreya is a pervert" Source: Me.
"Shreya wants to learn the salsa after the boards are over" Source: Anonmyous Joe.
\m/
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Happy Birthday To Me
Well here it is "sweet 16" =)
What gift would be better than to be alive on your birthday eh?? That and a load of cash from here and there =p
I woke up as lazy as any other day, almost had a nervous breakdown in the afternoon, watched sahara, studied and now I'm writing this blog and a mild head ache decided to give me company =\
Life can be such a drag at times, you really dont wana move on when it comes to BS like social but thats life and then you die so **** the world and lets get high, what say?
It was really that quite a few people I dint expect to remmber my birthday were actually the first to let me know, that was really nice of em. Yea and about that, here's how it went:
Abhi began wishing me on the 29th itself for some reason, guess she couldnt wait another day =\
I also know she cant stay up very late so her 11:00 pm wish was accepted =)
Neeraj msgd me at 11 :45 cuz he was too tired to stay up another 15 mins but he was nice enough to call in the monring =)
After attending to Leandras call which was 11:55 to me but she insisted it was 12:00, Goomana called. We talked for a while and then I realised I got 3 new msgs during the call. Shweta, Shreya and Snegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Was really cool to know shweta remembrd, Shreya cant forget (I'd kill her if she did) and well Snega wont temme how she got my number =\
Apart from that I got quite a few on orkut and msn, random people here and there and few friends like Manisha, Bish, Sarah, Sharan etc etc. Alot of people really did'nt bother cuz of my recent everyday is my birthday stunt lol
But I preciate who rememrd and bothrd to wish, AGAIN =p
Then the next morning was full of calls from family and friends, online wishes and stuff like that.
Guess thats bout it, Sorri to anyone I did'nt mention. I couldnt fit in all the names so its just mostly people who wished me around the hour.
But thanks to my bhaii karan, my lil bhai zazu and all other peeps who wished me during the day.
Thanks to everyone.
\m/
What gift would be better than to be alive on your birthday eh?? That and a load of cash from here and there =p
I woke up as lazy as any other day, almost had a nervous breakdown in the afternoon, watched sahara, studied and now I'm writing this blog and a mild head ache decided to give me company =\
Life can be such a drag at times, you really dont wana move on when it comes to BS like social but thats life and then you die so **** the world and lets get high, what say?
It was really that quite a few people I dint expect to remmber my birthday were actually the first to let me know, that was really nice of em. Yea and about that, here's how it went:
Abhi began wishing me on the 29th itself for some reason, guess she couldnt wait another day =\
I also know she cant stay up very late so her 11:00 pm wish was accepted =)
Neeraj msgd me at 11 :45 cuz he was too tired to stay up another 15 mins but he was nice enough to call in the monring =)
After attending to Leandras call which was 11:55 to me but she insisted it was 12:00, Goomana called. We talked for a while and then I realised I got 3 new msgs during the call. Shweta, Shreya and Snegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Was really cool to know shweta remembrd, Shreya cant forget (I'd kill her if she did) and well Snega wont temme how she got my number =\
Apart from that I got quite a few on orkut and msn, random people here and there and few friends like Manisha, Bish, Sarah, Sharan etc etc. Alot of people really did'nt bother cuz of my recent everyday is my birthday stunt lol
But I preciate who rememrd and bothrd to wish, AGAIN =p
Then the next morning was full of calls from family and friends, online wishes and stuff like that.
Guess thats bout it, Sorri to anyone I did'nt mention. I couldnt fit in all the names so its just mostly people who wished me around the hour.
But thanks to my bhaii karan, my lil bhai zazu and all other peeps who wished me during the day.
Thanks to everyone.
\m/
Thursday, February 28, 2008
ROFLMAO
The other day my mum was telling my maid to be on the look out cuz the cops wer catching a whole lotta people for visa problems. She told her that 15 expats had been caught today and she better keep low. So I wondered, who sponsors her visa anyway =\
So I asked my maid and she said "My sponsor go jail 10-20 time, he selling kudu, kudu know? GANJA GANJA!"
I was like roflmaoooooooooooooo MY MAID IS SPONSORED BY AN IRANI DRUG LORD!!!
And now he wont give her release cause everytime she goes to him he's stoned and drunk =p
So I asked my maid and she said "My sponsor go jail 10-20 time, he selling kudu, kudu know? GANJA GANJA!"
I was like roflmaoooooooooooooo MY MAID IS SPONSORED BY AN IRANI DRUG LORD!!!
And now he wont give her release cause everytime she goes to him he's stoned and drunk =p
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Midnight Blues
I find myself up at 2:00 AM again with the excuse that I'm supposed to be studying. The last few moments are always the restless ones. After waiting a whole year, these last 30 days are the worst. Not because its time to finally write this shitty exam that everyones bin taking about for a whole year but because freedom is so close yet so far. I've got another chapter to finish, I'm always off track cuz I spend half my day dreaming about after the exams. Hopefully when I'm done with this blog and one last lesson I can finally get some shut eye. I dont know how many other people must be awake at this hour but I dont have that summer tendancy to stay up till 7:00 AM doing whatever I want anymore, especially study. Although I feel a whole lot better about this exam than all the others that I've given so far and I'm not all that scared, quite confident actualy, theres still that inside fear that something could go wrong... But lets pray that wont happen and besta luck to all ya peeps, I gta go get some work done and hopefully a bit of sleep.
Upcomming Blog:
"Greya, The Pervert".
Upcomming Blog:
"Greya, The Pervert".
Jew Man Aggggggghhhh is BroOoOoOoOoOotal
Sorry Jumana but Greya put me up to this, I'll have a very nice blog on her pretty soon XD
Well, Jumana is a legend, she is ultimate broOoOoOoOotality, whether its her deadly "Halo" or "Poda" and not to mention "Shaat aap".
She takes common sense to a whole new level, downgraded that is. Whoever heard of a round about that goes staright?? =S
Apart from all that she's a very bold rebellion, likes go against authority quite often and start her human rights tana. A strong supporter of the Eco Geeko club (I wonder what would happen if she found out about that hole in the ozone I made =\)
She's pretty stubborn and a pest at times and her "Mera Bharat Mahan" does kinda piss you off at times BUT
Thats what we love about Goomana. She's one of the best friends you can ever have, someone whose always got your back. She's probably the most dedicated outa the whole lot and manages to do all the work while the rest of us laze around. She may make bogus plans like watching a movie at 12:00 PM on Fridays or singing the Nation anthem at 6:00 AM on the 15th of August, but hell, its a start (Except for the 6: AM thing) Shes the gluemana that holds us together and school would be sooooooooooooooooooo boring without
Jumana, the broOoOoOoOoOoOotal.
Well, Jumana is a legend, she is ultimate broOoOoOoOotality, whether its her deadly "Halo" or "Poda" and not to mention "Shaat aap".
She takes common sense to a whole new level, downgraded that is. Whoever heard of a round about that goes staright?? =S
Apart from all that she's a very bold rebellion, likes go against authority quite often and start her human rights tana. A strong supporter of the Eco Geeko club (I wonder what would happen if she found out about that hole in the ozone I made =\)
She's pretty stubborn and a pest at times and her "Mera Bharat Mahan" does kinda piss you off at times BUT
Thats what we love about Goomana. She's one of the best friends you can ever have, someone whose always got your back. She's probably the most dedicated outa the whole lot and manages to do all the work while the rest of us laze around. She may make bogus plans like watching a movie at 12:00 PM on Fridays or singing the Nation anthem at 6:00 AM on the 15th of August, but hell, its a start (Except for the 6: AM thing) Shes the gluemana that holds us together and school would be sooooooooooooooooooo boring without
Jumana, the broOoOoOoOoOoOotal.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Tears and Rain
The circle of life through the mirror of a nursery rhyme,
My favouraite piece so far..
It's just me and the rain
Every drops got a story, every drops got a name
Blue eyes into the blue sky
My life pours upon me,
Distorted my image in the puddles of lies
Forget all the memories, just forget to remember
These moments will soon dry up, but they will last forever
Let these tears be lost, lost in the rain
Soak yourself with every moment of pain, for when
The sun will rise, All will dry
Gone is the rain, so is your pain
Only to come back another day..
I wrote it btw =p
My favouraite piece so far..
It's just me and the rain
Every drops got a story, every drops got a name
Blue eyes into the blue sky
My life pours upon me,
Distorted my image in the puddles of lies
Forget all the memories, just forget to remember
These moments will soon dry up, but they will last forever
Let these tears be lost, lost in the rain
Soak yourself with every moment of pain, for when
The sun will rise, All will dry
Gone is the rain, so is your pain
Only to come back another day..
I wrote it btw =p
Death to Emo's
It's really sad when people try to act depressed and miserable all the time for no apparent reason, Who pass shitty comments like "I like drowning myself in tears", talk about suicide and how they hate their life 24/7... well none of them have actualy got what it takes to put that gun to their heads and blow their ****** brains out!
Emo is a sad excuse for boys to act like girls!!
And the wemo's (wannabe emos), who think being emo is cool because of a few display pictures they saw, their even sadder than the real thing.
And the music!!! Its effin horrible!!! Take a look at this shit:
I'm thinking of
Your vague reply,
So I can understand
Why we put this at rest.
Why we forgot to
Say that we were leaving,
Say that we were sorry.
The past remains unspoken
As this vacant night is dying.
I'm still waiting
For you to say
You hate me now,
So I don't have to
Hold on to this
Burning heart.
This burning heart is
Getting old.
This song describes
Change
So beautifully♥. (YEA MY ARSE IT DUS!)
How gay is that???
A message to all emo kids: Go kill yourself.
Emo is a sad excuse for boys to act like girls!!
And the wemo's (wannabe emos), who think being emo is cool because of a few display pictures they saw, their even sadder than the real thing.
And the music!!! Its effin horrible!!! Take a look at this shit:
I'm thinking of
Your vague reply,
So I can understand
Why we put this at rest.
Why we forgot to
Say that we were leaving,
Say that we were sorry.
The past remains unspoken
As this vacant night is dying.
I'm still waiting
For you to say
You hate me now,
So I don't have to
Hold on to this
Burning heart.
This burning heart is
Getting old.
This song describes
Change
So beautifully♥. (YEA MY ARSE IT DUS!)
How gay is that???
A message to all emo kids: Go kill yourself.
Board Exams
The most over rated exams known to man..
We've got less than a week before the first paper and that is definately not a roxx, social is not a roxx!!! 30 chapters chapters of complete bullshit!! My preps arn't comming along too well but hopefully I'll do better than always.. one chap a day but atleast I remember the answers this time lol. As soon as these exams are over I'm gonna be a free bird for a year and then the mayhem starts all over =\
We've got less than a week before the first paper and that is definately not a roxx, social is not a roxx!!! 30 chapters chapters of complete bullshit!! My preps arn't comming along too well but hopefully I'll do better than always.. one chap a day but atleast I remember the answers this time lol. As soon as these exams are over I'm gonna be a free bird for a year and then the mayhem starts all over =\
Snega killed a cat *zomg*
Yes its sad but true. Noone knows how she did it.
Snega is definately not a roxx =\
Snega is definately not a roxx =\
Welcome to the roxx blog lol
Sup peeps, welcome to the Nacho is a roxx blog, I'm Nacho and I'm gonna give you a few details about me and my blog:
1.This blog is a roxx
2. Nacho is a roxx
Read my blog everyday or die (.)
1.This blog is a roxx
2. Nacho is a roxx
Read my blog everyday or die (.)
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