Expired Chips :D Yummmmmmmmm =p

The other day after our game of soap footie was over, we decided to grab a few snacks from the only stall around. So my cousin decides to pick a packet of super mario chips (local shizzle). It tasted yuck so he thought it was expired. He decided to ask the guy for a new pack. The guy argued that the chips couldn't be expired as he just got them. Thats when the funny part comes in. My cousin starts asking him to eat the chips. He's like "aap khake to dekho". The guy just kept arguing that he knows their fine and that he wont eat them and my cousin just kept arguing "nai aap khao na, mein free mein dera hoon aap khake dekho". So these guys just kept arguing untill the guy got annoyed and finally decided to eat the chips. LMAO he tried to make it look like he's enjoying it while it was obvious he thought they tasted pretty yuck too. So his facial expression was to die for. I couldn't help myself and my laughter was uncontrollable and that just made the guy fel embarrased so my cousin felt bad and said that I'm pagal. =p
LOL, in the end we ended up eating the expired chips anyway, akhir mein hum to bhukkad he to hein =p

Himesh ReChamiya

How can anyone not know this musical prodigy Who can sing, compose and act all in the same movie as seen in his AAP KA SUROOR!? Himesh's music has changed the bollywood music scence. Who else can compose in 15/7 time singatures with a violin in the background? Eg. The smash hit "Shaka Laka Boom Boom". Himesh is living legend and looked up by many great ones. It is a known fact that Himesh writes atleast 30 songs a day with unbeatable lyrics as "Love you unconditionally soniye". His chart topper AASHIQ BANAA AAPNE is what inspired Kurt Cobain to write the well known "Smells like teen spirit". The two songs follow the same bass lines. Not only that but Metallica's Ride the lightening album has several influences from Mr. Himesh. Jame's Hetfield on BLABBERMOTUH.COM said that the album wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the greatness of Himesh and that he deserves as much credit as they do. Himesh is also planning on releasing his first metal album "Hallowed be thy suroor" by 21st December, 2012. Himesh is a sure hall of famer and is going to be well remembered in the history books of music.


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38 things to do when you know you're gonna fail anyway ;)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

Bakraaaaaaaaaa aka Derin

APril 1st, 2008

Derin go Bah =P

[12:45] Yoda: drin drin
[12:45] Yoda: u shud date shreya
[12:46] Derin: wat eva
[12:46] Yoda: no really
[12:46] Derin: gosh u ppl
[12:46] Yoda: why
[12:46] Yoda: she thinks ur hawt
[12:46] Yoda: its a sign
[12:46] Derin: shes jst another gurl hu i hang out with
[12:46] Yoda: nahh
[12:46] Yoda: she toks bou u
[12:46] Yoda: like all the time
[12:47] Yoda: and she does think ur hawt
[12:47] Yoda: but she'll nver tell you that
[12:47] Derin: ryt..we'r frendz...NUTHIN MRE...N i wnt NUTHIN MRE
[12:48] Yoda: bu she does
[12:48] Yoda: u break her heart yan na rascala?
[12:48] Derin: noooooooooo
[12:48] Derin: firstly
[12:49] Derin: wait
[12:49] Yoda: no waity
[12:49] Yoda: listen
[12:49] Yoda: don tel her i told u this
[12:49] Yoda: its private
[12:49] Yoda: she dusn tel alota ppl
[12:49] Derin: yea
[12:50] Derin: wait hu's dis...im sowee..bt my new account nly has id
[12:50] Yoda: why'd you make a new id?
[12:50] Derin: simply
[12:50] Yoda: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:50] Derin: u were tellin!!!
[12:50] Yoda: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:51] Yoda: yea I was
[12:51] Yoda: i mean like
[12:51] Yoda: i bet if u guys sat nex to each other
[12:51] Yoda: for a movie
[12:51] Yoda: ud end up makin out
[12:51] Derin: k
[12:51] Derin: hus dis!!!
[12:52] Derin: dude
[12:52] Derin: name!!
[12:52] Yoda: I am ur conscious
[12:52] Yoda: LISTEN TO ME
[12:53] Yoda: have u seen that pic of urs and hers
[12:53] Yoda: that she joint or something
[12:53] Yoda: and it has
[12:53] Yoda: all hearts
[12:53] Yoda: and shit on it
[12:53] Yoda: ?
[12:53] Derin: which 1??
[12:53] Yoda: she hsnt shown any1
[12:53] Yoda: or uploaded anywre
[12:53] Yoda: she just showedd me once
[12:53] Yoda: i saved it
[12:53] Yoda: u wana see?
[12:53] Derin: hammy
[12:54] Derin: show it
[12:54] Yoda: but listen
[12:54] Yoda: don tel her
[12:54] Yoda: i showd u
[12:54] Yoda: dont mention the pic
[12:54] Yoda: ok?
[12:54] Derin: k
[12:54] Yoda: sure?
[12:54] Yoda: dude she won trust me ever again
[12:54] Yoda: so jus chek it out
[12:54] Yoda: dont save it
[12:54] Yoda: dont do anything
[12:54] Yoda: jus see it
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: omg
[12:55] Yoda: http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/animals/goat/goat_1.jpg
[12:55] Derin: k
[12:55] Derin: if dis is a joke..ur dead
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:55] Derin: wat??
[12:55] Yoda: APRIL FOOL
[12:55] Yoda: BAKRA
[12:56] Yoda: you got punkd boi
[12:56] Derin: i knew it...ur dead meat!!!
[12:56] Yoda: bwahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:56] Yoda: (6)

Incubus - Dig

I could listen to this all day =D

Greya, The Pervert

Greya, Shreya, Shweya, Pervatron 3000, Scooter, Champa Devi................. Yup, that be her.
The most dope, drugged out pervert you will ever cross!! lol
Sight of relief when she got rid of that crappy hairdo in 9th grade and hooked with a decent one, to say the least.............. nahhh, It's sexay =p
Somehow seems to know everything about everyone (talk about poking ur nose around) but its also because she seems to know everyone (who isnt cool)
Shreya made rumour.com headlines when word spread that she was "Getting Jiggy" with Vinoj Raju and his hommies/home bois. But what made bigger headlines is when Raju decided to call it quits, leaving Greya in a state of mental depression and a shaved head (**** I know!!)
After spending almost a year on nothing but cocaine and alchohal Greya was back on the road kicking as hard as ever (No seriously, she's probably kicking my ass right now for this lol).
You can always count on her not to keep secrets but always feel free to let her know them incase you really want someone to talk to, she'll console you while she dials up Jumana, Priyatha etc etc to tell them about it. Apparently music is her life (Altho she hasnt head anything out of Led Zeppelin) but I must agree, God's blessed her with quite some pipes. But time to time (quite rarely actualy) Shreya turns out to a nice friend goochy yaya bla bla all the good stuf(.)
Nahh, Just kidding lol. As crazy she sounds sounds, she's not. Dave Mustain on the other hand is \m/. I've known her since like 6th grade and she hasnt changed abit!! (cept for the crappy hairdo lol) She was still the insde person on everything and leaked out info as usual and knew a million people through her bro (cool but mostly uncool, cool is negligable.. like Me and all =p) . I got to know her pretty well and we turned out to be best friends, courtesy of Sadam and his Ooty/ Orissa or someplace nuclear shower lol
One things for sure, she's always gona stick up for what she thinks is right even if it is wrong =p
I dont think you need more than the above to belive that shes an amazing person who isnt ur everyday party starter but seems to make it on time. Shes a proud part of the all time great "PUDIYA" joke and God bless her accent for that. If it wasnt for that crappy accent I dont think I would've laughed that hard at Rohits reaction lol. Call this blog, true, evil, funny, mean or whatever but I think I've done more good than bad here. I know I havnt said much on the good part but one things for sure, we've shared some good times together which are kinda hard to describe with words but you should knowthat 9th grade was the best year of my life so far and you and your peeps are pretty much the reason it was so much fun. I made a whole new circle of friends through you and things couldn't get any better that year (cept for the marks ofcourse lol)
She may be a nOOb, but she's stil a roxx =D

Other Interesting facts:

"Shreya has only three shirts in her entire wardrobe and yet she feels that every1 is copying her unique style" Source: Vishal aka Bish.

"Anything related to Shreya is stoOoOoOoOopid" Source: Derin Michael.

"SOME CHICK, SOME CHICK" Source: Rohit aka Pudiya.

"Shreya is a pervert" Source: Me.

"Shreya wants to learn the salsa after the boards are over" Source: Anonmyous Joe.

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Happy Birthday To Me

Well here it is "sweet 16" =)
What gift would be better than to be alive on your birthday eh?? That and a load of cash from here and there =p
I woke up as lazy as any other day, almost had a nervous breakdown in the afternoon, watched sahara, studied and now I'm writing this blog and a mild head ache decided to give me company =\
Life can be such a drag at times, you really dont wana move on when it comes to BS like social but thats life and then you die so **** the world and lets get high, what say?

It was really that quite a few people I dint expect to remmber my birthday were actually the first to let me know, that was really nice of em. Yea and about that, here's how it went:

Abhi began wishing me on the 29th itself for some reason, guess she couldnt wait another day =\
I also know she cant stay up very late so her 11:00 pm wish was accepted =)
Neeraj msgd me at 11 :45 cuz he was too tired to stay up another 15 mins but he was nice enough to call in the monring =)
After attending to Leandras call which was 11:55 to me but she insisted it was 12:00, Goomana called. We talked for a while and then I realised I got 3 new msgs during the call. Shweta, Shreya and Snegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Was really cool to know shweta remembrd, Shreya cant forget (I'd kill her if she did) and well Snega wont temme how she got my number =\
Apart from that I got quite a few on orkut and msn, random people here and there and few friends like Manisha, Bish, Sarah, Sharan etc etc. Alot of people really did'nt bother cuz of my recent everyday is my birthday stunt lol
But I preciate who rememrd and bothrd to wish, AGAIN =p
Then the next morning was full of calls from family and friends, online wishes and stuff like that.

Guess thats bout it, Sorri to anyone I did'nt mention. I couldnt fit in all the names so its just mostly people who wished me around the hour.

But thanks to my bhaii karan, my lil bhai zazu and all other peeps who wished me during the day.

Thanks to everyone.

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